Hal Fitz

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Biography

Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The ‘x’ makes it sound cool.

RP Hooks

• Bending
• Beer
• Killing all humans

Stereotypes

Somethingsomething

Gallery

Logs

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Howard "Hal" Fitz

Species	Human
Age	45
Hometown	Los Angeles
Status	Single Father
Band	Heartbroken
Number of Grammies	8
Number of Ex-Wives	3
Number of Children	6

Statistics

Fame	🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
Performance	🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴

Soundtrack

Well, I'm not a vampire

But I feel like one

Sometimes I sleep all day

Because I hate the sunlight

My hands are always shaking

Body's always aching

And the dark is when I feed

Well, I can lure any woman that I want to in my bed

With me

And whiskey seems to be my holy water

Mothers better lock your doors

And hide your daughters

I'm insane

Well, I can feel it in my bones

Coursing through my veins

When did I become so cold?

For goodness' sakes

Where is my self control?

If home is where my heart is

Then my heart has lost all hope

Well, I'm not a zombie

But I feel like one today

Self-induced comatose, chemical daze

My head is always spinning

From this dizzy, blurry vision

And my stomach has had enough