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< | <big>Roller-Coaster</big> | ||
Brandon Beasley, | a.k.a., Brandon Beasley, a.k.a., Dominic Perignon | ||
<u>Hooks:</u> | |||
<b>Cryptobro: </b> Are you into CRYPTOCURRENCY? Do you want to talk for several hours about DISTRIBUTED FINANCIAL SYSTEMS? If not, you are a sucker, and Brandon would be happy to see if he can interest you in investing in a guaranteed sure thing. | |||
<b>Gymbro: </b> Do you even lift? Brandon lifts. | |||
<b>Ragebro: </b> Want to stand in line behind the angriest man in the grocery store? Want to get shouted at because you made his vodka-and-soda wrong (you put the soda in first, what is he even paying you for)? Want to SHOUT BACK?! Brandon can be pretty unpleasant--in fact, if you're a mortal with Willpower 5 or less, you don't even want to be in the same room as him. | |||
<b>Clubbro: </b> Want to go clubbing? No goth clubs, no retro clubs, no gay clubs, no BDSM clubs, no punk clubs. Strictly clubs that go uuntz uuntz uuntz uuntz. | |||
<b>Otherbro: </b> Do your interests lean more towards fashion/cars/sports betting/entrepeneurship/anything else? Brandon would love to tell you how you're doing these things wrong and how he would do them better. | |||
<b>WANTED FOR QUESTIONINGbro: </b> Brandon is Blacklisted 3 in the financial community, and you may in fact recognize him with a successful Perception+Finance check as a certain Chester Morgan Muffley, wanted by the authorities. Succeed in your check and I'll page you the details. | |||
<u>Notable Stats:</u> | |||
Alertness 0<br> | |||
Empathy 0<br> | |||
Stealth 0<br> | |||
Seduction 0 | |||
<u>Played by:</u> | |||
<p>[[File:Brandon_1.jpg|x200px]] <big> + </big> [[File:Brandon_2.jpg|x200px]] <big> + </big> [[File:Brandon_3.jpg|x200px]] <big> + </big> [[File:Brandon_4.jpg|x200px]] <big> = Brandon</big></p> | |||
<u>Music:</u> | |||
House music: "A Drug From God" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljV2qZnuHTw | House music: "A Drug From God" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljV2qZnuHTw | ||
Revision as of 20:20, 8 January 2023
Roller-Coaster
a.k.a., Brandon Beasley, a.k.a., Dominic Perignon
Hooks:
Cryptobro: Are you into CRYPTOCURRENCY? Do you want to talk for several hours about DISTRIBUTED FINANCIAL SYSTEMS? If not, you are a sucker, and Brandon would be happy to see if he can interest you in investing in a guaranteed sure thing.
Gymbro: Do you even lift? Brandon lifts.
Ragebro: Want to stand in line behind the angriest man in the grocery store? Want to get shouted at because you made his vodka-and-soda wrong (you put the soda in first, what is he even paying you for)? Want to SHOUT BACK?! Brandon can be pretty unpleasant--in fact, if you're a mortal with Willpower 5 or less, you don't even want to be in the same room as him.
Clubbro: Want to go clubbing? No goth clubs, no retro clubs, no gay clubs, no BDSM clubs, no punk clubs. Strictly clubs that go uuntz uuntz uuntz uuntz.
Otherbro: Do your interests lean more towards fashion/cars/sports betting/entrepeneurship/anything else? Brandon would love to tell you how you're doing these things wrong and how he would do them better.
WANTED FOR QUESTIONINGbro: Brandon is Blacklisted 3 in the financial community, and you may in fact recognize him with a successful Perception+Finance check as a certain Chester Morgan Muffley, wanted by the authorities. Succeed in your check and I'll page you the details.
Notable Stats:
Alertness 0
Empathy 0
Stealth 0
Seduction 0
Played by:
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= Brandon
Music:
House music: "A Drug From God" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljV2qZnuHTw
Not House music: "Up And Down" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adx6JcWITQ0
