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She says it's good to get tan
She says it's bad to get burned
She says it's great gettin' high
She says it's lame to get fried
Cheyenne Brigitte Spare was adopted for the clout by a wealthy white family, back in the days before it was played-out and cliché to adopt a "foreign" baby. Her father is a cosmetic surgeon to the stars, and her mother is a former professional swimsuit model and current professional Klonopin® vacuum. (Klonopin® is a registered trademark of F. Hoffmann-La Roche AG.)
Cheyenne grew up wanting for nothing, and bored with everything. She embodied the stereotype of the disaffected, morally compromised, rudderless rich kid from Beverly Hills. She accomplished nothing with her time as a mortal. It was only after she was embraced into the Westside Anarchs that she blossomed. She became one of the previous Baron's most trusted lieutenants, and when he was killed in battle with a Setite, she slew the Setite in revenge and claimed the title of Baroness.
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