Boy, the next words that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit, 'cause it's definitely gettin' chiseled on your tombstone. ~ Otis B. Driftwood; "The Devil's Rejects" (2005)
Background
The only thing that really stops a bad person with a tendency to deal drugs is watching their stash burn to ashes while they're crying. It's sure beating the D.A.R.E. program.
RP Hooks
Drug Dealers' Nightmare: They're just like walking ATMs to him.
Workouts: Enjoys a lot of exercise when he can manage it.
Day-drinker: Also, an afternoon and evening drinker.