Cheyenne Brigitte Spare was adopted for the clout by a wealthy white family, back in the days before it was played-out and cliché to adopt a "foreign" baby. Her father is a cosmetic surgeon to the stars, and her mother is a former professional swimsuit model and current professional Klonopin® vacuum. (Klonopin® is a registered trademark of F. Hoffmann-La Roche AG.)
Cheyenne grew up wanting for nothing, and bored with everything. She embodied the stereotype of the disaffected, morally compromised, rudderless rich kid from Beverly Hills. She accomplished nothing with her time as a mortal, although that time was extremely brief.
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